A friend of mine had forwarded me a marketing email he received from a company that I have decided not to disclose. The email was full of wit and humor along with a reference to one of those internet memes I hear so much about. The problem is the email wasn’t funny, didn’t seem witty at, and they totally botched the meme! Watch the video below as we review a great example of a bad marketing email.
“I ain’t got time for dat!”
Yes this is a real email, and yes this is a real company. Feel free to read the email yourself!
Do you find yourself silently mouthing, “I ain’t got time for dat!” to your boss whenever he/she asks for you to pull another “friggin’ rabbit” out of your tiny hat? Are you a marketing professional or a magician? Or are the two synonymous according to your boss?
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